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🎙️ Host: Wacky Outflaw • 🔍 Sworn Swine Translator: Eileen Dover
CASE NO. OT-001-TP • STATUS: OPEN INVESTIGATION

Case 001: The Market Incident

What if "went to market" was never just about shopping?

EVIDENCE DOSSIER & CRIME SCENE EXHIBITS

🔍 Case Files & Photographic Evidence (Declassified)

Click any exhibit below to inspect high-resolution documents and crime scene logs.

🎙️ EPISODE 1 AUDIO
RECORDING IN PROGRESS
Missing Persons Report - This Little Piggy
EXHIBIT A • DOSSIER FILE
Missing Persons Report: This Little Piggy

Official case sheet detailing the unexplained disappearance of Little Piggy Number One en route to the market.

Episode 1: The Market Incident
EXHIBIT B • CRIME SCENE ARCHIVE
The Market Incident: Episode 1 Evidence Sheet

Investigative broadsheet documenting market vendor interrogations, produce discrepancies, and family witness records.

“There is no bread. There is no milk. There are no shopping bags. And, more importantly… there is no pig.” — Wacky Outflaw